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"Why do the gods make kings and queens, if not to protect the ones who can’t protect themselves?"
Queen Daenerys Targaryen (via quotes-of-ice-quotes-of-fire)

jesusinc:

"nerd" and"loser" were like hard hitting insults in the early 2000’s and now they are used as affectionate terms we have truly come full circle

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brave-fart:

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brave-fart:

did you hear about the italian chef who died?

he pasta way

he just ran out of thyme

here today, gone tomato

his wife is still upset, cheese still not over it

we never sausage a tragedy coming

ashes to ashes, crust to crust

there’s just not mushroom for italian chefs in today’s world

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scottmcaall:

I might be annoying but atleast my lock screen isn’t a selfie

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"

A man came to our class once,
he claimed to be a fair judge
with daughters he loved.

He asked a question to the class:
“When should a minor be tried
as an adult?”
and students began raising their hand

“murder”
he wrote it up on the board.

“robbery”
he wrote it up on the board.

I said, “Rape”
and he paused, he asked
for clarification

“You mean violent rape?”

“no I mean rape.
It is all the same.”

he looked to a boy
who said “rape only if
he used a weapon and
hurt her.”

and I said, “rape is rape,
whether his weapon is a knife,
drugs, or guilt. She said no.”

he shook his head,
and wrote
“Violent rape” on the board
anyways.

I never understood,
because you can kill somebody
quietly and peacefully with drugs,
or with guns and knives or cars;
but nobody cares if the murder was “violent”

it was still murder.

"
#yesallwomen by Amanda Katherine Ricketson (via theyellowbrickroad)

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schnibbledibble:

no1canstopus:

Am I the only one who measures time using songs? “Oh it only took me 4 songs to get here! that’s not too long!

It only took one whole Mahler symphony to get here!

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jmarietee:

lilith-not-eve:

Marrying young is not the end of my freedom. It means I want to travel and see the world, but with her by my side. It means I still like drinking in bars and dancing in clubs, but stumbling home with her at 2am and eating pizza in our underwear. It means I know that I want to kiss those lips every morning, and every night before bed. If you see marriage as the end of your ‘freedom’, you’re doing it wrong.

Well this was just beautiful

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kiss-mythirdeye:

thenorthwestexplorer:

Wahclella Falls Solo Hike

Location: Wahclella Falls Trail - Columbia River Gorge, OR

Date: May 11, 2014

Oh wow

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chefboyardeezie:

"this is awkward" yeah NOW it is since you just said that you dumb boring fuck

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